Ozzy Osbourne is a Mutant [weird science]

Scientists mapped out Ozzy Osbourne's DNA and found several genetic mutations "which may explain how he's lived so long."

Also, a recent British study finds alcohol to be more harmful than heroine.

Four Loko Banned in Michigan [alcohol]

Four Loko has been banned in Michigan, to the dismay of fratboys across the state.

A day before the Michigan ban passed, Chicago City Council proposed a ban on energy drinks containing alcohol.

you can now make outlawed sparks at home!

it doesn't surprise me that after sparks was outlawed in december of 2008 that some dude here in SF reverse-engineered a recipe from a saved can of old sparks.

the results? you can't even tell the difference!

read the full article here on SF Weekly