Masturbation "New," Effective Treatment for Restless Leg Syndrome [news, medicine, sex]

Great news for those of you with Restless Leg Syndrome - experts are now saying that masturbation is a "new, effective treatment for RLS."

I don't know about "new," but now you have a legit excuse to get down with yourself whenever you want to as often as you please; it's for the restless legs!

Seattlites Have More Outdoor Sexytime [urban sex]

While Seattle locals may get the least sex of any urban area in the US, they have the most sexytime outdoors.

According to Gawker:

In a recent survey of 1,000 adults, the Trojan condom company found that while Seattle residents tend to have the least sex of any major metropolitan denizens, they have sex outdoors the most. Quality, not quantity?

The US's Only Legal Male Hooker Calls it Quits [Surprise, Surprise]

Well, the only legal male hooker in the US is calling it quits, because, like, he only had ten customers at a time. Ever.

What does this tell you?

Women don't have to pay for sex! Also, he spelled his name "Markus." I don't think the women were into that, either.