Dirty Underwear Safe [WTF]

Sears.com is selling a product they call "Brief Safe: The Brief Safe Dirty Underwear Home Safe."

The product retails for $12.99 and according to the product description:

The "Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown).

Twitter Nikes [unlikely mash-up]

Here's an unusual mash-up: Twitter Nikes. Created by designer Daniel Reese, you can own your own pair for a mere $260.

His online shop, Brass Monki, has many other designs incorporating other logos like Google, Pac Man, and other pop culture iconography.

Stats on Internet Pornography [infographics]

Via: Online MBA

From Online MBA:


Pornography has been traded online since the 1980’s, even in the form of ASCII art, and then, with the rise of the world wide web in the 1990’s, adult webistes began springing up everywhere. Here are the figures for the enormous world of internet pornography.

Avril Lavigne Launches Hidden Rose Fragrance [fashion faux paus]

Avril Lavigne launched a new line of perfume called Forbidden Rose. According to Shopping Blog:

A new commercial for Avril Lavigne's Forbidden Rose fragrance has been released. The fragrance comes in a purple flavicon. The Scented Salamander says the woody fruity floral fragrance's top notes include red apple, white peach and bourbon pepper.

The perfume's official website has a form you can fill out for a free sample.

Mattresses for "Heavy People." [photo fail]

This sign was posted on a storefront in Oaklawn, Illinois; a paper testament to the obesity epidemic in America.

SF: SJ Crawfish

SJ Crawfish looks dirty Southern good, and since it is in the Sunset, I don't have any excuse not to try it.

Vagina Muff-ins.

These muffins look delicious, and not only because they are vagina muff-ins. I want to try and make these sometime. Not having an oven makes the whole baking thing difficult.


What you'll need:

2 eggs, beaten

3 very ripe bananas, mashed

2 cups whole wheat flour

1 teaspoon salt

3/4 cup Splenda

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon vanilla

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease or line 10 muffin cups.

2. In a medium bowl, combine eggs and bananas. In a separate bowl, mix together flour, salt, sugar and baking soda. Stir banana mixture into flour mixture. Pour batter into prepared muffin cups.

3. Bake in preheated oven for 20 to 25 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into center of a muffin comes out clean.

Read the story behind these muffins here at PastaQueen's blog.

SF: The American Grilled Cheese Kitchen

I can't wait to try The American Grilled Cheese Kitchen that just opened up on South Park Ave here in San Francisco.



The Mousetrap and Feta Tomato look delicious. See the entire menu here.