Sleepwalker Shoots Himself in Foot [wtf]

A 63-year-old sleepwalking man shot himself in the foot. Why a loaded gun was near a sleepwalking man is beyond me.

Dirty Underwear Safe [WTF]

Sears.com is selling a product they call "Brief Safe: The Brief Safe Dirty Underwear Home Safe."

The product retails for $12.99 and according to the product description:

The "Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown).

What Do You Think This Guy Was Convicted Of?

If you guessed rape, you're right on. I am sure ladies do not love his upper lip tattoo.

Unlikely Suspects. [playing the race & age card]

This 30-year-old (white) man was recently arrested for donning a black mask called "The Player" and robbing five banks.

Can I get a WTF?

Speaking of WTF and bank robbery, a 60-70 year old man has been robbing banks in SoCal since last August.

They Have Pole Dancing Championships?

I didn't even know they had Pole Dancing Championships. Then again, I live in a cave.

Here is Jenyne Butterfy practicing her routine for the US Pole Dance National Championship in Manhattan.