Perfect Waves & Penis Size [penis]

When it comes to waves and penises, they have more in common than you think. According to Adventure Journal, the best waves are "thicker, not bigger." Doesn't this sound familiar to the ole' girth vs. length argument?



In other penis size-related correlations, a researcher at the University of Helsinki proves that there is a "correlation between a country's average penile length and GDP growth rate."

Fla Boy Kelly Slater Wins 11th World Title [surfing]

Fla boy Kelly Slater won his 11th World Title in San Francisco earlier this month. Despite being from Cocoa Beach, Florida, a town more known for its space shuttle launches than turning out world champion surfers, this central Florida beach town has produced one of surfing's finest.

Kanye Says Penis Pics are Real [celebrities]

Kanye says the penis pics that have blown up across the web are in fact real. Go here to see them!

The Jesus-Penis Crucifix.

"Distended abdomen" as the priest claims, or does this Jesus on a crucifix have a really large penis? Some churchgoers at St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church in Oklahoma think the latter, and have subsequently left the church.

I'm pretty sure it's a cock.